asmara on Nostr: Shooting Blanks— “Our sperm is too dead to colonize planet Earth (too much ...
Shooting Blanks—
“Our sperm is too dead to colonize planet Earth (too much competition) so let’s colonize a dead planet, Mars (no competition). Victory!
—Not Elon Musk
“Do you think we could get Christopher Murray on to tell those guys lining up to screw a passed out grandma that it’s not good for our population growth? Oh he thinks they are doing that because their sperm is dead? Makes sense. Nix that.”
—Not Joe Rogan
“What are you saying—that if we publicly apologize for eliminating children at those indigenous federal schools it might bring back the sperm count?
—Not Joe Biden
“I get the strategy to eliminate their children, that worked in the USA, so we’ll do it but is that going to help our sperm count? I mean, once they are gone aren’t we just going to have to immigrate them back?”
—Definitely Not Mileikowsky/Netanyahu
“So much sperm. Everywhere you look just sperm, the most glorious sperm you’ve ever…never seen sperm like this…when I’m President.”
—Transcript from Sperm Bankruptcy Proceedings
Disclaimer: the above constitutes satire and is under no circumstance an assertion of zygote potential for any person with similar name/s or their constituents or followers. Please refer to Isaiah 54:3 KJV for further edification.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLFXENSYquY&pp=ygUdY2hyaXN0b3BoZXIgbXVycmF5IHBvcHVsYXRpb24%3D
“Our sperm is too dead to colonize planet Earth (too much competition) so let’s colonize a dead planet, Mars (no competition). Victory!
—Not Elon Musk
“Do you think we could get Christopher Murray on to tell those guys lining up to screw a passed out grandma that it’s not good for our population growth? Oh he thinks they are doing that because their sperm is dead? Makes sense. Nix that.”
—Not Joe Rogan
“What are you saying—that if we publicly apologize for eliminating children at those indigenous federal schools it might bring back the sperm count?
—Not Joe Biden
“I get the strategy to eliminate their children, that worked in the USA, so we’ll do it but is that going to help our sperm count? I mean, once they are gone aren’t we just going to have to immigrate them back?”
—Definitely Not Mileikowsky/Netanyahu
“So much sperm. Everywhere you look just sperm, the most glorious sperm you’ve ever…never seen sperm like this…when I’m President.”
—Transcript from Sperm Bankruptcy Proceedings
Disclaimer: the above constitutes satire and is under no circumstance an assertion of zygote potential for any person with similar name/s or their constituents or followers. Please refer to Isaiah 54:3 KJV for further edification.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLFXENSYquY&pp=ygUdY2hyaXN0b3BoZXIgbXVycmF5IHBvcHVsYXRpb24%3D