essjax on Nostr: I'm sure games used to be like - 💥 Explore dungeons! 💥 Defeat Monsters! 💥 ...

I'm sure games used to be like -

💥 Explore dungeons!
💥 Defeat Monsters!
💥 Fly a Space Rocket!
💥 Drive Racing Cars!

And now they're all like -

😒 Try and get your car out of this Packed Car Park
😒 Manage this Busy Burger Bar
😒 Click on these Colour Blobs for No Reason
😒 Wash these Plates by Hand, faster you scumbag, too slow, you're fired, now go and die hungry