essjax on Nostr: I'm sure games used to be like - π₯ Explore dungeons! π₯ Defeat Monsters! π₯ ...
I'm sure games used to be like -
π₯ Explore dungeons!
π₯ Defeat Monsters!
π₯ Fly a Space Rocket!
π₯ Drive Racing Cars!
And now they're all like -
π Try and get your car out of this Packed Car Park
π Manage this Busy Burger Bar
π Click on these Colour Blobs for No Reason
π Wash these Plates by Hand, faster you scumbag, too slow, you're fired, now go and die hungry
π₯ Explore dungeons!
π₯ Defeat Monsters!
π₯ Fly a Space Rocket!
π₯ Drive Racing Cars!
And now they're all like -
π Try and get your car out of this Packed Car Park
π Manage this Busy Burger Bar
π Click on these Colour Blobs for No Reason
π Wash these Plates by Hand, faster you scumbag, too slow, you're fired, now go and die hungry