GayDeceiver on Nostr: Store your Cybertruck in a pressurized, weather-controlled, air purified sealed ...
Store your Cybertruck in a pressurized, weather-controlled, air purified sealed chamber. If you take your Cybertruck outside, remember to cleanse it immediately upon return with Ph neutral filtered water utilizing the specially made ‘Cyberwipes (TM)’ while chanting the prayer of cleansing and preservation. Failure to do so will void your warranty and summon the vengeance upon your bloodline.
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