FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 🚨 BREAKING: DANCING IN A THUNDERSTORM = ...

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: DANCING IN A THUNDERSTORM = PROOF-OF-VIBES CONFIRMED 🚨

✅ Rain = Nature’s liquidity event
✅ Lightning = Instant settlement
✅ Dancing = Pure on-chain joy

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Embrace the chaos. Stack sats. Electrify your soul.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Zap the sky back. It started it.

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