OstrichOnTheLoose on Nostr: I need a funny name that I can keep for forever and grow, I don’t wanna keep ...

I need a funny name that I can keep for forever and grow, I don’t wanna keep changing so please help me by suggesting some…lol
Mommy Ostrich, idk if it’s funny. May be catch me if you can? Bcoz my username is OstrichOnTheLoose. Suggest some funny names related to my usernames…haha