Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: We order a lot of stuff from Amazon, so when the delivery guy gave us next doors ...
We order a lot of stuff from Amazon, so when the delivery guy gave us next doors parcel I wasn't really paying attention, just cut right into it and behold - a bright pink 9" "jelly" dildo. There is no way I can re-seal it so, I binned it. Sorry Jake, hope it wasn't expensive.
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