Twig on Nostr: Randy ran out of the hen house seeing a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ he got ...

Randy ran out of the hen house seeing a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ he got all the geese.

Randy's up in the pigpen, he's in with the cows, he was jumping on every animal the farmer owned.

Hank was distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.

Sure enough, the farmer went to bed and woke up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard.

Buzzards were circling overhead.