Ron Gilbert on Nostr: I am growing tried of my Apple Watch. I haven't worn it since I got to NZ due to ...

I am growing tried of my Apple Watch. I haven't worn it since I got to NZ due to getting a new phone. It's overly complex in a way only Apple can do. I want a watch that does 3 things and only 3 things:
1) Tells time
2) Setting timers/alarms
3) Echos notifications on my phone.
4) Bonus: Is round.
I had a Samsung watch for a while but Apple cripples #3 and it was far from simple.
P.S I am not seeking alternatives, just complaining.