Twig on Nostr: 🐾🐾 I said, "He was a BLD." By then my dog was being super friendly to her, ...

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I said, "He was a BLD." By then my dog was being super friendly to her, licking her face and hands and everything.

She said, "What is BLD?"

I told her, "Butt Licking Dog."

She said, "Butt licking dog?"

I said, "Yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean, because I can't seem to find any toilet paper, because of all the hoarders."

I know where the door is, but I want my like, Dagnabbit!! 🤠