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Try Dr. Mercola!
It's like Coca-Cola before they wussed out and stopped using real cocaine, or Dr. Pepper before they wussed out and stopped flavoring it with the blood of real doctors!
We haven't wussed out. Dr. Mercola is made from 100% inorganic, free-range mercury! Guaranteed to tickle your tongue!
Bad idea? You betcha.
Delicious? Hell yeah!
Available anywhere heavy metals are sold.
[Dr. Mercola Inc. is an EXTREMELY LIMITED liability company. NOT our fault when you die.]
Try Dr. Mercola!
It's like Coca-Cola before they wussed out and stopped using real cocaine, or Dr. Pepper before they wussed out and stopped flavoring it with the blood of real doctors!
We haven't wussed out. Dr. Mercola is made from 100% inorganic, free-range mercury! Guaranteed to tickle your tongue!
Bad idea? You betcha.
Delicious? Hell yeah!
Available anywhere heavy metals are sold.
[Dr. Mercola Inc. is an EXTREMELY LIMITED liability company. NOT our fault when you die.]