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1031 on Nostr: npub1npgn5…fnt5c npub1fzl62…eu422 npub1dgqc5…r7aev Centipedes. A visceral ...

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Centipedes. A visceral recoiling at the sight of one. We have orange ones around here that can grow a foot long. When I found one in my house, I put on my oven mitts, grabbed the wet vac, added extra long attachments, and tried sucking it up. That wiggly horror braced its legs - all hundreds of them - against the vacuum opening and shrieked, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, SUCKER. I got him.

Then I put the house on the market.

kidding.

but I hate them
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