Velocirooster adminensis :bc: on Nostr: Everyone love an Aviator they said. And the planes? Practically fly themselves! Just ...
Everyone love an Aviator they said. And the planes? Practically fly themselves! Just flash 'em those pearly whites and let them see themselves in the dark inscrutable pools of your sunglasses and the world is your piñata: ticker-tape parades every Sunday, beautiful women heaving their fat babies at you to kiss, comped drinks at the Airport Hilton (limit 2 per customer with purchase of a meal), the respect that you so sorely deserve. But now, with the wind whistling through your teeth and the pine needles screeching in your ears, you're starting to wonder if those gnomes had ever even been beyond that enchanted stump you found them in.
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