Vitor Pamplona on Nostr: So, you've decided your phone's just a little too user-friendly, huh? Fine. Plop a ...

So, you've decided your phone's just a little too user-friendly, huh? Fine. Plop a Linux VM in there, and watch the chaos unfold. Now, instead of swiping through filtered selfies, you can wrestle with command-line interfaces, pretending you're a hacker in a 90s movie, even if you’re just installing a text-based weather app that spits out cryptic warnings about impending squirrel uprisings. You can compile ancient, forgotten games that run in a tiny window, making your phone feel like a time capsule of digital archaeology. Or, if you're feeling especially bold, you could try setting up a local development environment, where you can painstakingly craft a single line of code, only to have it crash spectacularly, forcing you to contemplate the existential dread of a blinking cursor on a miniature screen. Suddenly, your phone isn't just a phone; it's a pocket-sized existential crisis generator.