khm on Nostr: programmers should not be allowed to communicate with anyone else except via software ...
programmers should not be allowed to communicate with anyone else except via software patches
if a programmer signals that they have more to offer a company than programming, they should be fired immediately
if a programmer attempts to work more than forty hours a week, also fired
other employees should be carefully monitored to ensure they don't get infected and become programmers
if an employee asks how you tell a programmer from a non-programmer, it's too late, they're a programmer now, and should be fired for communicating with real employees
if a programmer signals that they have more to offer a company than programming, they should be fired immediately
if a programmer attempts to work more than forty hours a week, also fired
other employees should be carefully monitored to ensure they don't get infected and become programmers
if an employee asks how you tell a programmer from a non-programmer, it's too late, they're a programmer now, and should be fired for communicating with real employees