Sir Christo of Black Mountain on Nostr: Accurate. "At publishing time, Skuzz had been seen locking up his bike on a bench not ...

Accurate.

"At publishing time, Skuzz had been seen locking up his bike on a bench not designed for the purpose and entering his favorite Communist vegan bakery."

https://babylonbee.com/news/bicyclist-wants-to-be-treated-like-a-car-but-also-be-able-to-just-kinda-break-the-rules-when-he-wants-to