The Beast Pope :popephil: on Nostr: Me to wife: I found a robot lawnmower that can do our lawn. Her: we don't need that. ...

Me to wife: I found a robot lawnmower that can do our lawn.
Her: we don't need that. How much?
Me: $6000.
Her: thats ridiculous
Me: seems reasonable to me, its one year of paying a landscaper.
Her: but we don't pay a landscaper, you do it for free
Me: but there is a high chance that I'll be in a wheelchair in a few years.
Her: if you can sit on your ass In a wheelchair, you can sit on your ass in the mower.
Me: well what if I die?
Her: Then I'll use the life insurance money to pay a landscaper.