Frank 💀 on Nostr: You have chosen (b) Shit pant Using the strength only a barbarian can wield, you lung ...
You have chosen (b) Shit pant
Using the strength only a barbarian can wield, you lung for the Wraith Mage throat. However your hand smashes into nothing but a clear polished mirror. Thu vodka glazed eyes you look to see nothing but your own reflection looking back at you. It startles you so badly that with a thunderous grunt you unleash a stream of watery slurry into your tight leather britches. It is the consistency of a 7-11 Slurpy. You come to realize the only own that owes you anything is you.
The Brown Eye of the Beholder- You are stunned for 1 turn but gain a permeant + 4 to perception.
Using the strength only a barbarian can wield, you lung for the Wraith Mage throat. However your hand smashes into nothing but a clear polished mirror. Thu vodka glazed eyes you look to see nothing but your own reflection looking back at you. It startles you so badly that with a thunderous grunt you unleash a stream of watery slurry into your tight leather britches. It is the consistency of a 7-11 Slurpy. You come to realize the only own that owes you anything is you.
The Brown Eye of the Beholder- You are stunned for 1 turn but gain a permeant + 4 to perception.