treeman on Nostr: There’s a greater than 0% probability that it plays out like this: Aliens - “ok ...
There’s a greater than 0% probability that it plays out like this:
Aliens - “ok now please take us to your REAL leader”
Biden - “no really that’s me. I’m the guy”
Aliens - “experience has taught us to interpret deceit as a premonition to aggression. we therefor have no other choice but to destroy your planet. We hope you’ll understand”
Biden - “uuughh”
Aliens - “goodbye”
Biden - “C’MON MAN!”
Boom goes the dynamite
Aliens - “ok now please take us to your REAL leader”
Biden - “no really that’s me. I’m the guy”
Aliens - “experience has taught us to interpret deceit as a premonition to aggression. we therefor have no other choice but to destroy your planet. We hope you’ll understand”
Biden - “uuughh”
Aliens - “goodbye”
Biden - “C’MON MAN!”
Boom goes the dynamite