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MIddle-aged life tip: When your spouse cries out "Oh, fuck me!" while running the vacuum cleaner, ascertain if it's actually a call for your participation in some new kink she's discovered or if she's cleaning up a mess that's ultimately your fault for piling cleaning supplies in front of her folding bike that she's trying to get out.
Her intent and opinion of you could not be more diametrically opposed at that moment.
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