New2DaCrew on Nostr: In the old neighborhood rowdy drunk neighbor had statue of the Virgin Mary in the apt ...

In the old neighborhood rowdy drunk neighbor had statue of the Virgin Mary in the apt and shot it thru the neck.
One night, wife locked him out of the apartment. He climbs up the fire escape to the third floor. Trys to get from fire escape to bedroom window, slips, falls, impales himself through the neck on the wrought iron gate in front of the apartment building.