Matt Hamilton on Nostr: When I am King of America, goons will enter every residence and check for a bidet or ...
When I am King of America, goons will enter every residence and check for a bidet or whatever the Muslim wand thing is called.
Any American that pushes dry shit around their ass and walks out of the bathroom like that's acceptable is slated for execution.
My fellow Americans, you disgust me.
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