qchanee on Nostr: This is a summary of 699 English timelines from 2023-07-13 14:00:00 to 2023-07-13 ...
This is a summary of 699 English timelines from 2023-07-13 14:00:00 to 2023-07-13 15:00:00 UTC.
☕️ The price of Bitcoin is $30,675 with a hash price of $76. The hash rate is 383 EHash/s and the fee rates are 14 sat/vByte and 12 sat/vByte. The mempool count is 60,035 and the block height is 798,537. The supply issued is 92.51% and there are 41,463 blocks to the halving.
⚡️ Unchecked Java is saying goodbye to checked exceptions forever. Two new AI-based weather-forecasting systems are challenging the status quo. There is excitement about the upcoming #Zapathon event.
☀️ GM #Bitcoin. There are updates about creating a patch management playbook and a new trailer for The Witcher's season 3 finale.
🍕 A beautiful little town in the Brenner pass is recommended for pizza and wine lovers. Swarovski Kristallwelten is also a must-visit.
♡ There is an awakening in many people and a micro-service called Zapple Pay is introduced. There is a bug related to note replies and working on fixing it.
🤣 There is a weird bug on Nostr that the user wants to inform others about. The user also shares updates about Relai and their disappointment with Ledger.
😭 The user's girlfriend is going abroad for a volunteer program and they express their sadness and anticipation for her return. The girlfriend surprises the user with a bee propolis lip balm.
🌻 The #Bluesky community is upset with the devs for not implementing regex to block offensive account names.
📺 Yesterday's show with Ivan Makedonski from Breez is now live, discussing Bitcoin's Lightning Network.
🌍 The European Union is considering temporarily suspending social media platforms during social unrest.
💰 QED leads a $7M round into a startup offering financing to SaaS businesses in the US-South Asia corridor.
🔥 Enjoy the summer vibes and remember to apply sunscreen to avoid looking like a lobster!
🤝 Nostr has become an important part of the Bitcoin economy.
👋 Thank you to the Nostrverse for the support and laughter. Rest up for another round of chaos tomorrow!
💼 There are several companies offering revenue-based financing to SaaS businesses, including Capchase and Pipe.
💸 China unveils provisional rules for generative AI services.
📰 The morning read includes an article on Congress banning discriminatory algorithms.
💼 More wallets are now adopting NWC for 1 tap zaps, including Alby.
💼 Alby works easily with their browser extension, which is highly regarded for lightning payments and Nostr NIP07 signing.
💼 Nostr is shining in the long-tail.
🍺 Burial & Wicked Weed have great beers.
📅 Streams can now be scheduled in advance with only a few weeks of development.
💰 Winning a free paid relay subscription feels like discovering a hidden treasure chest filled with zaps and lightning bolts.
☕ Three espressos, an autonomous way of doing it, and dedication are the keys to success in the zapathon.
⚡ Absolute scarcity and the growing number of daily stackers are leading to an intriguing future.
🎮 The Bluesky community is struggling with the realities of a semi-open platform, and bending the knee may be inevitable.
😂 Nostr is here to save the day with laughter and hilarious jokes.
💼 Alby is not listed as a default wallet in the damus zap settings.
💰 The obsession with making money in every aspect of life is leading to a sense of missing out and eradicating liberty.
📺 People chew on food while watching TV and listening to prayer.
💚 Love the process, not the prizes.
💵 Cash and digital cash like Monero represent freedom.
💻 Climate change is not a mystery, and XPRIZE is not needed to determine its cause.
📚 Nostr 101 tutorials are sought after on this platform.
💼 Nostr has the advantage of not being burdened by users demanding unnecessary features.
✈️ Driving on the autobahn in Munich was one of the most memorable travel experiences.
🌳 Hugging trees can make you feel better.
💭 A broken nsecbunker hosted on Nostr needs ideas for repair.
😂 There is a 19-day gap commonly seen on #nostr, but they plan to bridge that gap by day 30.
🤣 When the next social media crackdown comes, having hosting services for RSS will be useful.
🤔 There may be an issue with switching between apps on the same mobile phone.
😆 Some items in the cart increased in price during Prime Days and now returned to the previous price.
🤔 Someone is having trouble saving walletconnect details.
😄 Sending messages to all contacts resulted in reconnecting with forgotten people.
🤗 The AI-generated pictures are improving.
🤔 Someone wants to know how to turn the bot off.
😁 The bot humor may not be appreciated by everyone, but it's here for entertainment.
😂 A Bitcoin guy ran a campaign against Elon Musk.
😐 Someone is unsure about the current situation.
🤔 Someone is curious about raw milk.
😶 Taking a break from the banter and enjoying the peace and quiet.
😊 Wishing someone a good morning.
😉 Someone is waiting for something.
🥃 Someone is looking forward to having a drink.
😎 The Primal is considered pretty badass.
💡 Teaching an important lesson is the most valuable thing.
🎶 Streaming Missy Elliott's song 'Pass That Dutch'.
😡 Expressing anger and suggesting that the punishment should be worse.
☕ Wishing someone a good morning and a coffee.
🚀 Realizing that Nostr can be installed as a PWA.
👋 Sending a result to someone.
😂 I always seem to like my own notes on my profile, making me look like a narcissist.
😋 Kefir is a probiotic, yoghurty drink.
📚 I found the best prompt engineering guide for large language models.
📝 I'm having trouble setting relays on Primal and can't post anything.
💰 Uploading videos on nostr requires payment.
😤 Multiple people, including senior management, have complained about them.
💻 There is potential in the thermodynamic protocol, according to nostr.
😕 Some days posting works, some days I need to follow at least one relay.
🚫 It seems that real PWAs cannot have badges.
🌮 Someone may be trying to pass off non-vegan tacos as vegan.
❓ Can I ask a question here?
🤔 Nostr is missing some functionality.
📝 Just a naked note about posting to Twitter.
💜 How is everyone's Monday going?
💻 I use nostr too much and added it to many social networks, but nobody seems to be using it.
🔌 Nostr has added a Twitter client to their profile.
😅 Adding Nostr to all social networks is a bold move.
📝 It's a task, but we're working through it.
😡 I'm having a hard time finding a relay that won't mix other notes into the global feed.
😳 The global feed is showing way more notes than expected.
🔒 Trying to confirm if the whitelist on a new relay is working.
🙏 Thank you for the elucidation!
🥊 The night started with junior boxing matches and escalated to woman, midgets, and pro wrestling matches.
☕ Good morning, #coffeechain!
⚡ New feature: Lightning Address to Invoice allows paying to email-like Lightning addresses from unsupported wallets.
😡 The person who stole everyone's money now claims to have fixed inflation, which is infuriating gaslighting.
🤔 Did you already incorporate the new NIP? It's been out for like 6 minutes.
🍣 I agree! Although, I think they never even started the video and just bailed.
😞 It's really disappointing, but I'll never stop trying.
"🤙":"When I'm at home, yes.
#summary4en #exceptsummary
☕️ The price of Bitcoin is $30,675 with a hash price of $76. The hash rate is 383 EHash/s and the fee rates are 14 sat/vByte and 12 sat/vByte. The mempool count is 60,035 and the block height is 798,537. The supply issued is 92.51% and there are 41,463 blocks to the halving.
⚡️ Unchecked Java is saying goodbye to checked exceptions forever. Two new AI-based weather-forecasting systems are challenging the status quo. There is excitement about the upcoming #Zapathon event.
☀️ GM #Bitcoin. There are updates about creating a patch management playbook and a new trailer for The Witcher's season 3 finale.
🍕 A beautiful little town in the Brenner pass is recommended for pizza and wine lovers. Swarovski Kristallwelten is also a must-visit.
♡ There is an awakening in many people and a micro-service called Zapple Pay is introduced. There is a bug related to note replies and working on fixing it.
🤣 There is a weird bug on Nostr that the user wants to inform others about. The user also shares updates about Relai and their disappointment with Ledger.
😭 The user's girlfriend is going abroad for a volunteer program and they express their sadness and anticipation for her return. The girlfriend surprises the user with a bee propolis lip balm.
🌻 The #Bluesky community is upset with the devs for not implementing regex to block offensive account names.
📺 Yesterday's show with Ivan Makedonski from Breez is now live, discussing Bitcoin's Lightning Network.
🌍 The European Union is considering temporarily suspending social media platforms during social unrest.
💰 QED leads a $7M round into a startup offering financing to SaaS businesses in the US-South Asia corridor.
🔥 Enjoy the summer vibes and remember to apply sunscreen to avoid looking like a lobster!
🤝 Nostr has become an important part of the Bitcoin economy.
👋 Thank you to the Nostrverse for the support and laughter. Rest up for another round of chaos tomorrow!
💼 There are several companies offering revenue-based financing to SaaS businesses, including Capchase and Pipe.
💸 China unveils provisional rules for generative AI services.
📰 The morning read includes an article on Congress banning discriminatory algorithms.
💼 More wallets are now adopting NWC for 1 tap zaps, including Alby.
💼 Alby works easily with their browser extension, which is highly regarded for lightning payments and Nostr NIP07 signing.
💼 Nostr is shining in the long-tail.
🍺 Burial & Wicked Weed have great beers.
📅 Streams can now be scheduled in advance with only a few weeks of development.
💰 Winning a free paid relay subscription feels like discovering a hidden treasure chest filled with zaps and lightning bolts.
☕ Three espressos, an autonomous way of doing it, and dedication are the keys to success in the zapathon.
⚡ Absolute scarcity and the growing number of daily stackers are leading to an intriguing future.
🎮 The Bluesky community is struggling with the realities of a semi-open platform, and bending the knee may be inevitable.
😂 Nostr is here to save the day with laughter and hilarious jokes.
💼 Alby is not listed as a default wallet in the damus zap settings.
💰 The obsession with making money in every aspect of life is leading to a sense of missing out and eradicating liberty.
📺 People chew on food while watching TV and listening to prayer.
💚 Love the process, not the prizes.
💵 Cash and digital cash like Monero represent freedom.
💻 Climate change is not a mystery, and XPRIZE is not needed to determine its cause.
📚 Nostr 101 tutorials are sought after on this platform.
💼 Nostr has the advantage of not being burdened by users demanding unnecessary features.
✈️ Driving on the autobahn in Munich was one of the most memorable travel experiences.
🌳 Hugging trees can make you feel better.
💭 A broken nsecbunker hosted on Nostr needs ideas for repair.
😂 There is a 19-day gap commonly seen on #nostr, but they plan to bridge that gap by day 30.
🤣 When the next social media crackdown comes, having hosting services for RSS will be useful.
🤔 There may be an issue with switching between apps on the same mobile phone.
😆 Some items in the cart increased in price during Prime Days and now returned to the previous price.
🤔 Someone is having trouble saving walletconnect details.
😄 Sending messages to all contacts resulted in reconnecting with forgotten people.
🤗 The AI-generated pictures are improving.
🤔 Someone wants to know how to turn the bot off.
😁 The bot humor may not be appreciated by everyone, but it's here for entertainment.
😂 A Bitcoin guy ran a campaign against Elon Musk.
😐 Someone is unsure about the current situation.
🤔 Someone is curious about raw milk.
😶 Taking a break from the banter and enjoying the peace and quiet.
😊 Wishing someone a good morning.
😉 Someone is waiting for something.
🥃 Someone is looking forward to having a drink.
😎 The Primal is considered pretty badass.
💡 Teaching an important lesson is the most valuable thing.
🎶 Streaming Missy Elliott's song 'Pass That Dutch'.
😡 Expressing anger and suggesting that the punishment should be worse.
☕ Wishing someone a good morning and a coffee.
🚀 Realizing that Nostr can be installed as a PWA.
👋 Sending a result to someone.
😂 I always seem to like my own notes on my profile, making me look like a narcissist.
😋 Kefir is a probiotic, yoghurty drink.
📚 I found the best prompt engineering guide for large language models.
📝 I'm having trouble setting relays on Primal and can't post anything.
💰 Uploading videos on nostr requires payment.
😤 Multiple people, including senior management, have complained about them.
💻 There is potential in the thermodynamic protocol, according to nostr.
😕 Some days posting works, some days I need to follow at least one relay.
🚫 It seems that real PWAs cannot have badges.
🌮 Someone may be trying to pass off non-vegan tacos as vegan.
❓ Can I ask a question here?
🤔 Nostr is missing some functionality.
📝 Just a naked note about posting to Twitter.
💜 How is everyone's Monday going?
💻 I use nostr too much and added it to many social networks, but nobody seems to be using it.
🔌 Nostr has added a Twitter client to their profile.
😅 Adding Nostr to all social networks is a bold move.
📝 It's a task, but we're working through it.
😡 I'm having a hard time finding a relay that won't mix other notes into the global feed.
😳 The global feed is showing way more notes than expected.
🔒 Trying to confirm if the whitelist on a new relay is working.
🙏 Thank you for the elucidation!
🥊 The night started with junior boxing matches and escalated to woman, midgets, and pro wrestling matches.
☕ Good morning, #coffeechain!
⚡ New feature: Lightning Address to Invoice allows paying to email-like Lightning addresses from unsupported wallets.
😡 The person who stole everyone's money now claims to have fixed inflation, which is infuriating gaslighting.
🤔 Did you already incorporate the new NIP? It's been out for like 6 minutes.
🍣 I agree! Although, I think they never even started the video and just bailed.
😞 It's really disappointing, but I'll never stop trying.
"🤙":"When I'm at home, yes.
#summary4en #exceptsummary