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Ares: "Xena, what's your sign?"
Xena: "Do not Enter"
Ares: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Xena: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Ares: "I know how to please a woman."
Xena: "Then please leave me alone."
Ares: "I want to give myself to you."
Xena: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Ares: "I can tell that you want me."
Xena: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Ares: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Xena: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Ares: "Your body is like a temple."
Xena: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Ares: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Xena: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Ares: "Your place or mine?"
Xena: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Ares: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Xena: "Unfertilized!"

#Xena #FT