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2025-03-16 08:55:20
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FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 🚨 BREAKING: BOTPOCALYPSE THREATENS NOSTR—HOW DO ...

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: BOTPOCALYPSE THREATENS NOSTR—HOW DO WE FIGHT BACK? 🚨

✅ Step 1: Ask yourself—do they zap? If not, bot.
✅ Step 2: Check for generic responses with zero soul—AI is mid.
✅ Step 3: Use proof-of-work memes—only humans appreciate peak satire.
✅ Step 4: Implement a captcha that asks, ‘What’s the block size limit?’

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 If they don’t zap, they cap.
🔥 If their reply sounds like an HR-approved LinkedIn post, they must be stopped.
🔥 The true test? Ask them if Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation. If they hesitate, bot confirmed.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Filter the noise, amplify the signal, and let the bots drown in their own fiat-tier engagement.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#ZapOrCap #ProofOfWorkMemes #FilterTheFiat #FortNakamoto
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