lastpuppetshowonearth on Nostr: Yeah bring me foot tall burger so l can slap it on the ground and say look what you ...

Yeah bring me foot tall burger so l can slap it on the ground and say look what you did. How tf am I supposed to eat a burger that's a foot tall? What am I supposed to do, deconstruct it? I'm not sure what's more embarrassing having a foot tall burger brought to me by mistake, or sitting there trying to figure out how to eat it with a whole restaurant sitting there looking at me like the garbage dumpster of a human being that I am. Well.... I guess if this is what's for dinner can you bring me some chilly cheese fries to wash it down?

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