JohannYoddler on Nostr: Best unintentional April Fools self own. So I answer the phone for a retail online ...

Best unintentional April Fools self own. So I answer the phone for a retail online order department.

This is [redacted] for [redacted]. How may I help you?
Hi I am Mary Sue I would like to reserve a shopping cart.
Pregnant Pause.
I am thinking "Is this real? No she sounds serious, Does she want an online order, no we can't do that over the phone for fraud and that's not what she asked, but no one in america or anywhere reserves a shopping cart (trolly for england folks)."
Can you clarify what you want?

I am going out of town for a month and need a shopping cart reserved.

Me utter flabbergasted. Internal Dialogue: " I have to answer her literally That told me nothing. I can't tell her no but I can tell her how to get what she says she wants?"

Ok, well we don't reserve shopping carts but we have a cart corral up front and you can pick one up for use when you come in.

We thanks a lot [sarcasm]. Click

I maintain I answered exactly what she wanted and went the extra mile to clarify what the hell she wanted.
Happy April Fools folks.