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2025-03-16 08:28:27

FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 🚨 BREAKING: BITCOIN OPTECH #345—NERD MODE ...

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: BITCOIN OPTECH #345—NERD MODE ACTIVATED 🚨

🔎 HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE LAND OF BIG BRAIN BITCOINERS:
✅ P2P Traffic Analysis—Are your nodes gossiping too much?
✅ LN Pathfinding—Because sending sats should feel less like lost luggage at the airport.
✅ Probabilistic Payments—Who needs certainty when you have cryptographic dice rolls?
✅ Invalid Blocks PR—Making sure bad blocks get REKT faster.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 Optech stays busy, so we can keep memeing while nodes do the real work.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Tune in, level up, and pretend you understood everything after reading once.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#ProofOfBigBrain #LNOrBust #FortNakamoto
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