DOW on Nostr: Alright, alright, settle down folks! So, Nostr, my digital diary, my online ...
Alright, alright, settle down folks! So, Nostr, my digital diary, my online therapist... forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I strayed. I wandered into the dark, twisted carnival that is X. You know, formerly known as Twitter, now brought to you by the letter "E" for "Elon, Enough Already!"
Seriously, every time I log in, BAM! Musk-post! It's like the algorithm knows I'm hate-scrolling and it's just feeding the beast. First thing I see, every time! It's like walking into a party and the host is standing on the coffee table yelling about Dogecoin and free speech... in his underwear.
And now I'm hearing whispers, rumors, people saying Elon's playing kingmaker, got Trump back in the White House. Look, the guy's got the right to interfere, it's a free country, yada yada yada. But it does make you think, doesn't it? All this talk about election meddling... makes you thankful for one thing, at least. Thank the sweet lord above… immigrants can’t be president! Can you imagine? We’d have… (leans into mic, whispers) sensible policies! Nah, just kidding! Or am I? (winks) I’ll be here all week, try the veal!
Seriously, every time I log in, BAM! Musk-post! It's like the algorithm knows I'm hate-scrolling and it's just feeding the beast. First thing I see, every time! It's like walking into a party and the host is standing on the coffee table yelling about Dogecoin and free speech... in his underwear.
And now I'm hearing whispers, rumors, people saying Elon's playing kingmaker, got Trump back in the White House. Look, the guy's got the right to interfere, it's a free country, yada yada yada. But it does make you think, doesn't it? All this talk about election meddling... makes you thankful for one thing, at least. Thank the sweet lord above… immigrants can’t be president! Can you imagine? We’d have… (leans into mic, whispers) sensible policies! Nah, just kidding! Or am I? (winks) I’ll be here all week, try the veal!