Martin Rundkvist on Nostr: An old story. On the wedding night, the young groom discovers that his new wife is ...
An old story. On the wedding night, the young groom discovers that his new wife is not a virgin. No matter: in the morning he gallantly pricks his finger and dribbles a little blood on the bedsheet.
50 mostly happy years later they celebrate their golden anniversary at the same hotel, and she finally gets to reciprocate. In the morning, she blows her nose on the bedsheet.
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