theo h. mann on Nostr: HA! that's nice liberal! I see they got you workin' the easy shift... Not me! I'm ...
HA! that's nice liberal!
I see they got you workin' the easy shift...
Not me! I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY
where they CRUSH my BALLS!
Thats right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press
and have more than SIX TRILLION NEWTONS of force exerted directly onto my BALLS!
I'm hopin' to got for a new company record,
6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS!
I'm hopin' to win the company gift card;
$25 at macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones and not have to listen to me whine about my CRUSHED BALLS that I got from the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY!
I don't even know whats going on down there anymore! I'm scared to look!
I see they got you workin' the easy shift...
Not me! I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY
where they CRUSH my BALLS!
Thats right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press
and have more than SIX TRILLION NEWTONS of force exerted directly onto my BALLS!
I'm hopin' to got for a new company record,
6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS!
I'm hopin' to win the company gift card;
$25 at macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones and not have to listen to me whine about my CRUSHED BALLS that I got from the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY!
I don't even know whats going on down there anymore! I'm scared to look!