SimonCHulse on Nostr: When you are a parent of a toddler, you have to use a surprising number of sentences ...
When you are a parent of a toddler, you have to use a surprising number of sentences that have, in all likelihood, never been used before in human history, e.g. this morning I had to say:
“We don’t put gumboots in the oven, darling.”
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