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To avoid causing tomato anxiety, setting unrealistic tomato expectations, etc, I should come clean. This was very much achieved by cheating.

This is one of last year's vines. It's able to fruit early because it was already established.

This is easy to do if you want to try it, just prune a tomato vine severely in late autumn then protect it from frost and feed it in early spring. Works way better for some varieties than others.