PaperDerci on Nostr: imagine waking up from like a 500 year slumber meet a guy who told you the jedi order ...

imagine waking up from like a 500 year slumber
meet a guy who told you the jedi order has fallen
immediately bleed your lightsaber crystal and turn to the dark side
fight the guy who freed you from stasis
shit talk him the entire time
AND YOU FUCKING LOSE
NO DIFF

BOY WHO TAUGHT YOU TO FIGHT LIKE THAT BE ASHAMED OF YOSELF