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>migrant breaks into my home
>walks into the living room and sees a 720p flatscreen I got for free and a cheap recliner
>tries to open the door to the hallway and struggles because it's old and you have to wiggle it a certain way
>Walks into the next room
>Trips and falls over a bunch of beer cans and water bottles
>Slices his hand open on an empty sardine can when he tries to break his fall
>Gets back up and starts to search the house, struggling to navigate the hoard
>Finds my beat up dell optiplex connected to my old worthless computer monitor
>Looks in the closet, there's three severely broken worthless laptops from 2005 and a Rubbermaid container filled with miscellaneous cables
>He turns around and gets his fucking head blown off with a shotgun
>walks into the living room and sees a 720p flatscreen I got for free and a cheap recliner
>tries to open the door to the hallway and struggles because it's old and you have to wiggle it a certain way
>Walks into the next room
>Trips and falls over a bunch of beer cans and water bottles
>Slices his hand open on an empty sardine can when he tries to break his fall
>Gets back up and starts to search the house, struggling to navigate the hoard
>Finds my beat up dell optiplex connected to my old worthless computer monitor
>Looks in the closet, there's three severely broken worthless laptops from 2005 and a Rubbermaid container filled with miscellaneous cables
>He turns around and gets his fucking head blown off with a shotgun