Mike on Nostr: Had to google Trunchbull, Matilda is not a work I'm familiar with. But to answer your ...

Had to google Trunchbull, Matilda is not a work I'm familiar with.

But to answer your question, no, no chokey for you.

But let's just say Derek from stores is enjoying his big fat bonus payout by redecorating your old office as his new meditation retreat.

We've moved your stuff to the back row of the stores, but don't worry, we've covered it with a tarpaulin to prevent the water ingress from damaging your old computer we recovered from the skip.