dave on Nostr: Jules and Vincent, with their Bitcoin in tow, turn away to leave, but SBF makes one ...
Jules and Vincent, with their Bitcoin in tow, turn away to leave, but SBF makes one last plea.
SBF: "Hold on, wait! I know a place where you can get a lot more Bitcoin for a lot less money! Just trust me, and I'll show you the way. Please, this could be the start of a beautiful business relationship!"
Jules turns back and stares SBF down.
Jules: "You think this is a joke? You think can trick us into handing over our Bitcoin? You've tested our patience long enough. You've made your bed, now lay in it."
Suddenly, SBF's henchmen come through the door, guns blazing. Jules and Vincent, unflinching, draw their guns and a dramatic shootout ensues. After a few minutes of exchanging bullets, Jules and Vincent emerge victorious. SBF, now beaten and broken, acknowledges his defeat.
SBF: "You win, take your Bitcoin and go. Just promise me you won't tell anyone what happened here today, okay? Or else..."
Jules and Vincent leave, with their Bitcoin and their lives, first making sure to pick up the precious briefcase from the remains of the shootout. As they walk away, they can hear SBF cursing under his breath.
SBF: "Hold on, wait! I know a place where you can get a lot more Bitcoin for a lot less money! Just trust me, and I'll show you the way. Please, this could be the start of a beautiful business relationship!"
Jules turns back and stares SBF down.
Jules: "You think this is a joke? You think can trick us into handing over our Bitcoin? You've tested our patience long enough. You've made your bed, now lay in it."
Suddenly, SBF's henchmen come through the door, guns blazing. Jules and Vincent, unflinching, draw their guns and a dramatic shootout ensues. After a few minutes of exchanging bullets, Jules and Vincent emerge victorious. SBF, now beaten and broken, acknowledges his defeat.
SBF: "You win, take your Bitcoin and go. Just promise me you won't tell anyone what happened here today, okay? Or else..."
Jules and Vincent leave, with their Bitcoin and their lives, first making sure to pick up the precious briefcase from the remains of the shootout. As they walk away, they can hear SBF cursing under his breath.