gareth on Nostr: Dear esteemed recipient, I am Prince Zapa of the little-known country of Zaplandia, ...

Dear esteemed recipient,

I am Prince Zapa of the little-known country of Zaplandia, and I am in need of your urgent assistance. My country is facing a severe shortage of zaps, and I have been tasked with finding new sources of this valuable resource.

I have discovered that you have access to a powerful zap generator, and I am willing to pay you handsomely for your assistance in obtaining some zaps. In exchange for your help, I will transfer the sum of one million zaps to your account.

Please respond quickly, as time is of the essence in our zap shortage crisis. I look forward to your prompt response.