frogmd on Nostr: My kindergartner took a dump before school. I examined the aftermath. The 💩 was ...

My kindergartner took a dump before school. I examined the aftermath. The 💩 was impressive.

Me: “Dude! That’s massive! What are we feeding you?!”

Kindergarten: “Yeah it’s huge! Should we name it?”

Me: “Probably…but we definitely need to get a picture of the two of you so we can show your mom. Say cheese.”