The Notorious D.O.G 🖕🏻 on Nostr: So way back in the day, there was this boomer couple having an afternoon delight in ...

So way back in the day, there was this boomer couple having an afternoon delight in the park when someone interrupted them and shot the woman in the head before fleeing into the woods. Eventually it was found that another boomer woman had shot this woman because she was having an affair with her man. But her man wasn’t her man, he was married to another woman. All hell broke loose as all three of these parties were all married to other people and it became quite the small town sensation. Eventually her ass landed in court and the judge made preliminaries on her. But then, someone anonymously mailed nude Polaroids to the local paper, which published them blurred (thank God).

The Polaroids were of the judge, he was involved romantically with the wife of the man who was having an afternoon delight in the park. The photos were in that man’s house. And then after more investigation, this same judge had apparently made his rounds often and was found to have been banging “Mary”, another previously unknown party to the whole mess. After all the dust settled and the case transferred to another jurisdiction, it was revealed that in all, there were 10 couples involved in a scandalous love circle.

Well, the woman who pulled the trigger got life, no surprise as she admitted to shooting “that trollop” everyone else got to live with their dirty laundry being aired.

Oh, and the judge who was banging Mary? That turned out to actually be his own child whom he didn’t know existed and she was married to the judge’s nephew.

Have no idea why that scandal popped into my head today, but now you know as well

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