Sony D Bampot on Nostr: "Your bread is fabulous Dad, you should sell that." ..Say they as they wander through ...
"Your bread is fabulous Dad, you should sell that." ..Say they as they wander through stuffin hauf a loaf wey cheese intae ther face.
" How dis 50p a piece sound en ?"..Replies I wey ma haun oot.. "Jings it's no even hud time tae cool doon !"
"That pie you made looks and smells rather moreish as well, what kind is it ?"..The ravenous overfilled mooth somehow manages tae splutter.
"It's the kind thits fur the nights tea an is no fur sale san..Noo git oot ma fuckin kitchen!"
Adult weans eh?
" How dis 50p a piece sound en ?"..Replies I wey ma haun oot.. "Jings it's no even hud time tae cool doon !"
"That pie you made looks and smells rather moreish as well, what kind is it ?"..The ravenous overfilled mooth somehow manages tae splutter.
"It's the kind thits fur the nights tea an is no fur sale san..Noo git oot ma fuckin kitchen!"
Adult weans eh?