CMD on Nostr: Rain "Blitzkrieg" Storm took a step outside of his log cabin. He'd built it himself ...
Rain "Blitzkrieg" Storm took a step outside of his log cabin. He'd built it himself completely by hand - completely, including chopping down the trees. See, Rain didn't have an axe - he simply kicked enough trees down to get lumber to build a log cabin. There were a large number of gaps in the cabin as a result of this, but it was good enough as a base for Rain.
Today was the day he'd go out to hunt. Fortunately, he didn't need a spear - his 6'4" 240lb figure was enough that he could simply punch the nearby Grizzly Bears dead and have enough meat for weeks. This had the added benefit of providing furs, which he could use to clothe himself and patch holes in his log cabin for warmth.
Unfortunately, today something unexpected happened. a 3'10" DOMMY MOMMY with MASSIVE A CUP BREASTS suddenly stood in Rain's way to the nearby stream. Rain knew from stories told to him by his dwarven friends that these were the most dangerous rapists known to mankind, and that he should be very careful around them.
The DOMMY MOMMY suddenly emitted a yellow fluid from her crotch. Rain recognized this as the HYPNOTIC FLUID that ENSLAVES MEN. Rain took a step back - he knew he had to be careful around this creature, it was far more dangerous than a bear. He prepared his fist, but he was acutely aware that a single punch would not be enough - unlike what he needed for the bears.
"P-please don't kill me," the DOMMY MOMMY said. Rain knew better than to fall for this - the siren words of these creatures had taken many of his dwarven friends to the RAPE CAMPS which he desperately wanted to avoid. Rain stepped back, took a deep breath, and bravely lunged towards the creature.
Five punches later, the world was safe from this particular menace. Rain would not have to deal with this again for all his days, and he lived happily ever after alone in his log-and-bearfur cabin.
Today was the day he'd go out to hunt. Fortunately, he didn't need a spear - his 6'4" 240lb figure was enough that he could simply punch the nearby Grizzly Bears dead and have enough meat for weeks. This had the added benefit of providing furs, which he could use to clothe himself and patch holes in his log cabin for warmth.
Unfortunately, today something unexpected happened. a 3'10" DOMMY MOMMY with MASSIVE A CUP BREASTS suddenly stood in Rain's way to the nearby stream. Rain knew from stories told to him by his dwarven friends that these were the most dangerous rapists known to mankind, and that he should be very careful around them.
The DOMMY MOMMY suddenly emitted a yellow fluid from her crotch. Rain recognized this as the HYPNOTIC FLUID that ENSLAVES MEN. Rain took a step back - he knew he had to be careful around this creature, it was far more dangerous than a bear. He prepared his fist, but he was acutely aware that a single punch would not be enough - unlike what he needed for the bears.
"P-please don't kill me," the DOMMY MOMMY said. Rain knew better than to fall for this - the siren words of these creatures had taken many of his dwarven friends to the RAPE CAMPS which he desperately wanted to avoid. Rain stepped back, took a deep breath, and bravely lunged towards the creature.
Five punches later, the world was safe from this particular menace. Rain would not have to deal with this again for all his days, and he lived happily ever after alone in his log-and-bearfur cabin.