Jim on Nostr: It's that time again, time for the monthly Cozy/AF roundup. Been a busy month with ...
It's that time again, time for the monthly Cozy/AF roundup. Been a busy month with mass shooters and pedophiles for the catboy platform.
Nick Fuentes: Not only did a gay jew steal his black boyfriend it all happened because Nick didn't want to say mean things about a timetraveling child molester. (What an amazing sentence to be able to write, god bless the internet). Also allegedly some mass shooter was a Fuentes fan. Can't wait to see the fake photoshop they come up with to cope about this one like they did Latinozoomer.
Beardson: Rumor has it he is literally shrinking in height as Big Tech rides him like a bicycle around the halls of cozy tv. Beardson is apparently so afraid of being mogged by Big Tech now that he will only do Omegel streams at 1 in the morning hiding under a blanket. Sadly this has started an urban myth in his neighborhood that a leprechaun of sadness can be found hording gold and screaming about gas station girls in the early mornings prompting local children to bang on his windows to try and lure him out driving him to the brink of madness.
Ralph: From xannie looping to xannie seizing it's gonna be rough months ahead. Is the midlife crisis sleepover still happening at Ali Jamals house and if so did Ali's father hire security to prevent any timetravelers from attempting to molest his retarded son?
Baked: Currently out of prison atm. Word is he had a tough time at the federal resort his handler put him in. According to court documents they only let him watch Netflix 8 hours a day and he could only use the playstation 5 in his cell for 10 hours a day. He is currently filing a lawsuit against the prison.
Dalton: After numerous failed suicide attempts Dalton is currently forced to sit on livestream every day, making no money, and watching his wife get fucked by an illegal immigrant from Canada. Everyone in the neighborhood knows this is happening and they all wink at him when they see him outside. This has created a complex where it is said Dalton will fly into a rage and attempt to attack those winking which is okay because if you've seen him swing a golf club you know he can't swing a punch.
Tenryo: Still obese, still black.
Ali Alexander: Lost somewhere in a time vortex chasing toddlers.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Nick Fuentes: Not only did a gay jew steal his black boyfriend it all happened because Nick didn't want to say mean things about a timetraveling child molester. (What an amazing sentence to be able to write, god bless the internet). Also allegedly some mass shooter was a Fuentes fan. Can't wait to see the fake photoshop they come up with to cope about this one like they did Latinozoomer.
Beardson: Rumor has it he is literally shrinking in height as Big Tech rides him like a bicycle around the halls of cozy tv. Beardson is apparently so afraid of being mogged by Big Tech now that he will only do Omegel streams at 1 in the morning hiding under a blanket. Sadly this has started an urban myth in his neighborhood that a leprechaun of sadness can be found hording gold and screaming about gas station girls in the early mornings prompting local children to bang on his windows to try and lure him out driving him to the brink of madness.
Ralph: From xannie looping to xannie seizing it's gonna be rough months ahead. Is the midlife crisis sleepover still happening at Ali Jamals house and if so did Ali's father hire security to prevent any timetravelers from attempting to molest his retarded son?
Baked: Currently out of prison atm. Word is he had a tough time at the federal resort his handler put him in. According to court documents they only let him watch Netflix 8 hours a day and he could only use the playstation 5 in his cell for 10 hours a day. He is currently filing a lawsuit against the prison.
Dalton: After numerous failed suicide attempts Dalton is currently forced to sit on livestream every day, making no money, and watching his wife get fucked by an illegal immigrant from Canada. Everyone in the neighborhood knows this is happening and they all wink at him when they see him outside. This has created a complex where it is said Dalton will fly into a rage and attempt to attack those winking which is okay because if you've seen him swing a golf club you know he can't swing a punch.
Tenryo: Still obese, still black.
Ali Alexander: Lost somewhere in a time vortex chasing toddlers.
Thank you for reading my blog.