Master of Navel Gazing on Nostr: My wife and I were laughing about how much money she was going to take when divorcing ...
My wife and I were laughing about how much money she was going to take when divorcing me (all of it). And I said fine. With the little I have remaining I will buy my last piece of clothing ever: a maroon JCPenney bathrobe. And I'm going out to the desert to live in a trailer like they do in cops. With a dog and a shotgun.
We laughed b/c I knew the right color bathrobe.
I'm gonna wear that all day!!
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