Tactical on Nostr: Bored and in a shitposting mood and decided to rate fast food places Five Guys 🐺 I ...
Bored and in a shitposting mood and decided to rate fast food places
Five Guys
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I don't like the food and my wolfwife was stared at like they never saw a 11' killing machine before that just wanted a double cheeseburger. Also expensive and my wife wanted seconds.
Taco Bell
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Cheap, open late, and they didn’t bat an eye when my wolfwife ordered $50 worth of Crunchwrap Supremes. I had to honor-kill the cashier since he complimented my wife (only I'm allowed to do that so he's a furry) (Also way too expensive.)
McDonald’s
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Classic and convenient, but my wolfwife wasn’t impressed. She ate five Big Macs and asked if they were sliders. Fries were ok but everything was way too expensive.
Chick-fil-A
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She loved the Spicy Deluxe and said the waffle fries were good. I like their food and sauces so I enjoyed it.
KFC
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Way too expensive. Wolfwife was sad but I didn't even bother to go in, and had to explain to her that KFC was considered lower class and gross.
Arby’s
I didn't even see one in state lines. No big loss.
Burger King
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Flame-grilled Whopper got a nod of approval but she got mad when they forgot my milkshake and she went behind the counter to 'solve the problem' herself (we're now banned from it)
Subway
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I didn’t realize they charged per pound of meat at Subway, and apparently, neither did my wolfwife. She asked for triple meat on a footlong, and when they rang it up, I thought I was paying for a whole moose. The sandwich dude tried to sneak some lettuce on there, and the police were called.
Little Caesars
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She inhaled an entire Hot-N-Ready pepperoni pizza in less time than it took me to find napkins. When I asked if it was good, she growled. I think she likes pizza bros
(this is the most american post I ever made)
Five Guys
🐺
I don't like the food and my wolfwife was stared at like they never saw a 11' killing machine before that just wanted a double cheeseburger. Also expensive and my wife wanted seconds.
Taco Bell
🐺
Cheap, open late, and they didn’t bat an eye when my wolfwife ordered $50 worth of Crunchwrap Supremes. I had to honor-kill the cashier since he complimented my wife (only I'm allowed to do that so he's a furry) (Also way too expensive.)
McDonald’s
🐺🐺
Classic and convenient, but my wolfwife wasn’t impressed. She ate five Big Macs and asked if they were sliders. Fries were ok but everything was way too expensive.
Chick-fil-A
🐺🐺🐺🐺
She loved the Spicy Deluxe and said the waffle fries were good. I like their food and sauces so I enjoyed it.
KFC
🐺
Way too expensive. Wolfwife was sad but I didn't even bother to go in, and had to explain to her that KFC was considered lower class and gross.
Arby’s
I didn't even see one in state lines. No big loss.
Burger King
🐺🐺🐺
Flame-grilled Whopper got a nod of approval but she got mad when they forgot my milkshake and she went behind the counter to 'solve the problem' herself (we're now banned from it)
Subway
🐺
I didn’t realize they charged per pound of meat at Subway, and apparently, neither did my wolfwife. She asked for triple meat on a footlong, and when they rang it up, I thought I was paying for a whole moose. The sandwich dude tried to sneak some lettuce on there, and the police were called.
Little Caesars
🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
She inhaled an entire Hot-N-Ready pepperoni pizza in less time than it took me to find napkins. When I asked if it was good, she growled. I think she likes pizza bros
(this is the most american post I ever made)