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npub1jwv28rhjeqjzxx4t9pk88la9935skfvpq6xzwkwks7mtxt270nnq9rjeju (npub1jwv…jeju) npub1wnas0rde4duyer2r5uc0mxtvs2a676ydank8g9mchgjckx6jc2dqzaa85t (npub1wna…a85t) one of my hens gets to sleep in a dog crate in the basement, because she’s my special big girl. But we had to negotiate exactly where her sleeping spot is several times, so this is what the routine looks like now: she comes in the sliding glass door, hops on the couch, and hops from there to the handle on the adhd-kid trampoline that’s still sitting there because we all have adhd. Then I can slip a hand under her claws and pick her up. I walk her *six feet* away and put her in a dog crate on the counter, which is the exact same height as the trampoline handle. She could do this herself, she’s perfectly capable, but that’s not *the routine.* The Routine is couch to bar, then carried to bed. Then we stand there making contented chicken noises at each other, and then she can sleep. Chickens *love* a routine.

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