8Bit on Nostr: Look, mouse manufacturers. I just would like to have a mouse that * is wireless * has ...

Look, mouse manufacturers. I just would like to have a mouse that
* is wireless
* has a user replaceable battery
* is slightly ergonomic (thumbrest)
* has a decent sensor with a polling rate of ~500Hz
* HAS NO RUBBERY SURFACES
* doesn't require any software

Apparently that is too much to ask.