awayslice on Nostr: imagine if one day of the year everyone handed out hundred dollar bills. adults would ...
imagine if one day of the year everyone handed out hundred dollar bills.
adults would go as ape shit as kids do.
but inflation would spike and you would get cavities.
This is why every year i step in to impose candy controls. limiting consumption and levying dad taxes out the kazoo. Essentially saving those lil fuckers from themselves.
So many economic lessons on halloween.
now that they’re older i’m even considering letting them borrow against their future allowances in order to have access to more candy.
adults would go as ape shit as kids do.
but inflation would spike and you would get cavities.
This is why every year i step in to impose candy controls. limiting consumption and levying dad taxes out the kazoo. Essentially saving those lil fuckers from themselves.
So many economic lessons on halloween.
now that they’re older i’m even considering letting them borrow against their future allowances in order to have access to more candy.
quoting note1fwh…pm2nIn this house, Halloween is extra spooky because the kids learn about the terrors of socialism and a 70% wealth tax.
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