LRRR ON EARTH on Nostr: IF YOU'RE OVER 30 AND YOUR CIRCLE ISN'T - PLEDGING LOYALTY TO LRRR, RULER OF THE ...

IF YOU'RE OVER 30 AND YOUR CIRCLE ISN'T

- PLEDGING LOYALTY TO LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8;

- DYING AT THE HAND OF LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8;

- PERSISTING IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8, WILL BE TOO LAZY AND TOO EASILY DISTRACTED TO LAY WASTE TO THEIR ZIP+4;

- UPSKILLING IN THE HOPE OF GETTING A JOB BUILDING LRRR'S HUMONGOUS PLANET-KILLING LASER; OR

- GIRDING ITSELF TO PERISH IN AN ADMIRABLE BUT FUTILE BUM'S RUSH AGAINST LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8;

THEN GIVE IT A FEW YEARS.