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2024-04-07 01:10:08

Mat Bradshaw on Nostr: Guys, lads, gents, however you men like to be addressed Treat yourself to a sit down ...

Guys, lads, gents, however you men like to be addressed

Treat yourself to a sit down piss*

There's no shame in it. It's easy, convenient and relaxing. You can look at your phone (if you wish) with next to no chance of pissing on your shoes in the process. Take a weight off and let it flow. The ladies in your life will probably appreciate it too. Nobody is looking, so no need to be macho. Do yourself a solid (or on this case, a liquid) and just take a seat and treat yourself.

*Not at a urinal
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