Room34 on Nostr: i've texted the ceo of bitcoin i've blown as hard as i can on the candles i've ...

i've texted the ceo of bitcoin
i've blown as hard as i can on the candles
i've sacrificed a chicken to moloch

is there anything more i can do for one more wick down to 50-55k before blastoff?!

here's hoping this note ages well. i'd happily buy even lower if that's what the oracle has foretold 🫡